Quotes Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

Old age is like underwear.

Quotes funny 50th birthday slogans.

May 24 2019 explore debbie gray s board funny 50th birthday quotes followed by 118 people on pinterest. Now is the time to make your mark on the world explore the antarctic or become an astronaut. See more ideas about birthday quotes birthday humor 50th birthday quotes. For my 50th birthday my husband and i spent a weekend in rehoboth beach.

Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon. Funny 50th birthday sayings group 4. Do not worry about avoiding temptation. 50th birthday quotes about middle age.

Funny birthday phrases 50. Fun is like life insurance. As you grow older it will avoid you. Funny 50th birthday quotes group 3.

But everything else starts to wear out fall out or spread out. Funny 50th birthday sayings. My first choice was 1978 but the time machine was booked. See more ideas about 50th birthday quotes birthday quotes funny 50th birthday quotes.

The older you get the more it costs. Make up your mind to take on exciting new challenges right after your nap. Franklin pierce adams. It creeps up on you anon.

Feb 5 2019 explore ann braunack s board funny 50th birthday quotes on pinterest. Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh.